- In class: 1+1=2
- Exercises: 1+2+1=4
- Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: What for?
- Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore