April 2012
113 posts
When another girl calls you ugly. →
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but when a boy calls you ugly..
In a relationship, SORRY doesn't mean that they are begging for forgiveness. Sometimes it's another way of saying, "Can we save this without breaking up?"
Conversation I heard in the club.
- Shy Guy: Hey there.
- Random Guy: Hey, what's up?
- Shy Guy: Nothing much, I just wanted to tell you that you're really cute.
- Random Guy: Thanks dude!
- Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
- Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
- Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight!
- Random Guy: That's alright, it's cool.
- Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
- Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Play
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When you're at a restaurant and you see your food coming. →
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Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
"Why do you stay on Tumblr for so long? It's just a bunch of pictures." →
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“….what did you just say?”
That Awkward Moment →
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WHEN YOU’VE ALREADY SAID “WHAT?” THREE TIMES
AND STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE PERSON SAID SO YOU JUST AGREE
The fastest way to tie a shoe. →
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uhhhhh excuse me
mind fuck
OMG
Arguing with others →
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When I was younger:
Now:
Woah! I almost gave a fuck. →
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Phew! That was a close one.
















