February 2012
65 posts
That awkward moment when you're in that one class that you can't stay awake in no matter how hard you try
and you’re just sitting there like
Contracts. Or Criminal Law. You see my point.
I don’t know how some people can sneeze like: →
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When I sneeze, it’s like:
My parents think I'm addicted to facebook.. →
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they CLEARLY do not know of the existence of tumblr
Taking off sunglasses →
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Expectation:
Reality:
I hate it when parents compare you to other children, its like: →
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Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mom, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
During a math test
- Me: my answer = 23
- Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
- Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
English teachers put way more thought into books than the actual authors did. →
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Teacher: Oh look, there is a raven mentioned. THIS MUST SYMBOLISE DEATH AND HER DESIRE TO FLY AWAY FROM HER LIFE, WHICH IS A FOREBODING FOR HER LATER LEAVING HER VILLAGE!
Author: actually lol i just like birds
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Walking with an umbrella in the rain →
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Expectation
Reality
When you get a better grade than the really smart kid:
They’re like:
You’re like:
