August 2011
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Epic Wedding Joke
My friend will never forgive me for what we did to him at his wedding ceremony… As the guy performing the ceremony said ‘If anyone knows any reason of why these two should not be wed, speak now’ I got my 4 year old nephew to run down the isle shouting ‘Daddy, daddy!’ then ran and hugged his leg and wouldn’t let go. The look on his wife’s face was...
When someone takes a bad photo of you..
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Give me the fuckin’ camera!!
or they will be like i deleted it already and you’re like . .
Then a couple days later you see it on facebook and you’re like . .
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Kids are so different now...
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you know you like someone when youre able to take advantage of him nd find iht cute enduring you, but you know you love a person when you dont want anyone to take advantage of them, not even yurself.
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joking only goes so far
im sure everyone has 2 or more groups of friends, one group of good nd innocents, another of badasses or criminals. i always loves to fuck around with my friends. i do drugs with my badass friends nd we whore around so they call me slut. but my innocent friends, we just play around nd smile. maybe ihts the behavior from my badass friends im so used to being around, but in both groups now, im known...
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fucken short tempered ass niggas these days
im not yur bitch. i aint gunna be here when you want me then go away when you not liking iht. if you gunna go away. dont come back. i aint gunna deal with traffic lights with you.
like wtf bitch. youre a fucken GUY. like the fuck. you get mad over a joke on fb. then you delete me on fb. then you IM me on aim to spazz to me about how i ignore you nd how im madd cold to you. then you IM me...
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ive learned my lesson
my friends always said, dont drink with an empty stomache. ive done iht once or twice nd the feelin was aiight so i was like w/e. but today. @ 2am. i was drinking on an empty stomache because i didnt know there was going to be a party. i kept losing in bullshit so i took cup after cup. i dont even remember how much i took anymore. but iht was around 10 cups. nd i STILL owed the guy 14cups. man i...
“Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak...”
it was only a spark nd nothing else. i shud forget about you. the moments. nd everytime we fuck around with each other. before i fuck my mind over any more.
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